Yeah, I’m pretty popular with the ladies.
Sacrifices for work
No TV (outside of half the patriots games), No Videogames, No Cell Phone, No Facebook, Steam, or Gmail, No hanging out with friends OR family friends my mom is inviting over for dinner. No reddit. No food. No showering/shaving.
UNTIL MY FUCKING PAPER IS DONE
Maybe I’ll get some goddamn work done. But probably not.
“WASHINGTON—According to bewildered and contrite legislators, a major budgetary mix-up this week inadvertently provided the nation’s public schools with enough funding and resources to properly educate students. Sources in the Congressional Budget Office reported that as a result of a clerical error, $80 billion earmarked for national defense was accidentally sent to the Department of Education, furnishing schools with the necessary funds to buy new textbooks, offer more academic resources, hire better teachers, promote student achievement, and foster educational excellence—an oversight that apologetic officials called a “huge mistake.” “Obviously, we did not intend for this to happen, and we are doing everything in our power to right the situation and discipline whoever is responsible,” said House Budget Committee chairman Paul Ryan (R-WI), expressing remorse for the error. “I want to apologize to the American people. The last thing we wanted was for schools to upgrade their technology and lower student-to-teacher ratios in hopes of raising a generation of well-educated, ambitious, and skilled young Americans.” “That’s the type of irresponsible misspending that I’ve been focused on eliminating for my entire political career,” Ryan added.”
— The Onion
A team which is clearly present to win games and provide for the community in name and in action will do better than a profit driven one.
— MICROSOFT WORD, THIS IS NOT A FRAGMENT STOP TELLING ME YOU KNOW GRAMMAR YOU ROBOT.
“But don’t worry: spending cuts may hurt, but the confidence fairy will take away the pain. “The idea that austerity measures could trigger stagnation is incorrect,” declared Jean-Claude Trichet, the president of the European Central Bank, in a recent interview. Why? Because “confidence-inspiring policies will foster and not hamper economic recovery.” What’s the evidence for the belief that fiscal contraction is actually expansionary, because it improves confidence? (By the way, this is precisely the doctrine expounded by Herbert Hoover in 1932.)” -Paul Krugman
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http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/02/opinion/02krugman.html?ref=paulkrugman
It’s sad that history literally doesn’t matter (but then again, it never really has).
IT’S ALMOST AS IF LOWERING TAXES RAISES THE BUDGET BUT THAT CAN’T BE TRUE SINCE BUSH DID IT AND HE DOESN’T LIKE DEFICITS.
